The Anti-Frisbee Dog

Here is something that will entertain you...even if you are not a dog lover (sorry it's so dark).

You might enjoy these prayers from a dog also:

Dear God:
Why do humans smell the flowers,
but seldom, if ever, smell one another?

Dear God:
When we get to heaven, can we sit on your couch?
Or is it still the same old story?

Dear God:
We Dogs can understand human verbal instructions,
hand signals, whistles, horns, clickers, beepers, scent ID's,
electromagnetic energy fields, and Frisbee flight paths.
What do humans understand?

Dear God:
More meatballs, less spaghetti, please.

Dear God:
Are there mailmen in Heaven?
If there are, will I have to apologize?


Dear God:
Let me give you a list
of just some of the things
I must remember to be a good Dog.

1. I will not eat the cats' food
before they eat it or after they throw it up.

2. I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, crabs, etc.,
just because I like the way they smell.

3. The Litter Box is not a cookie jar.

4. The sofa is not a 'face towel'.

5. The garbage collector is not stealing our stuff.

6. I will not play tug-of-war with
Dad's underwear when he's on the toilet.

7. Sticking my nose into someone's crotch
is an unacceptable way of saying 'hello'.

8. I don't need to suddenly stand straight up
when I'm under the coffee table .

9. I must shake the rainwater out of my fur
before entering the house - not after.

10. I will not come in from outside
and immediately drag my butt.

11. I will not sit in the middle of the
living room and lick my crotch.

12. The cat is not a 'squeaky toy' so when
I play with him and he makes that noise,
it's usually not a good thing.

I've actually heard Abby praying some of these...so I know they're true.