Conversation of the Week

This was the conversation on the way home from school today:

Cody: If I had a monster truck and one of those hot rod motorcycle guys pulled in front of me, my truck would run over them and I wouldn't even know it.

Me: Cody, you shouldn't talk about running over people, on accident or on purpose.

Cody: It's not like I'm ever going to have a monster truck!

Me: Still, even without the monster truck, you shouldn't talk about running over people.

Cody: If they were aiming an RPG (rocket propelled grenade) at me, could I run over them?

Me: Yes son, if they are aiming an RPG at you, you can run over them.

I'll be expecting a call from the military recruiters any day now.